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Monday, October 10, 2005 AD

Found It Again!

I found it...

...when doing some apartment cleaning, I found a classic poem that Dan, the Geologist (Strong Kung Fu - can break rocks!) wrote when I got laid off over a year ago. I was complaining that I would be a "housebitch" to which Dan quickly wrote in May of 2003:

Ode to the House Bitch
by Dan Sellers (AKA Dan the Geologist)

O Housebitch, O housebitch
Your hair is not there
Your skin in not close
To even be fair.

O Housebitch, O housebitch
You are not a mare
You go and boast
Your job is not there

No potpourri for you
You smell like a shoe
Your house is so clean
And your beer is so cool.

O Housebitch, O housebitch
You are drunk again
The pressure is large
To pluck that large hen.

O Housebitch, O housebitch
Your wife is so pure
To go work for you
While you indulge in vice.

- posted by Ron OLSON, the Terrible Swede @



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